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Kid’s Riddles on Love:

Q. What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle on Valentine's Day?
A. You mean a great dill to me!    

Q. What did the boy light bulb say to the girl light   bulb   on Valentine's Day?
A. I wuv you watts and watts!

Q. What kind of flowers do you never   give   on   Valentine's Day?
A.  Cauliflowers!                       

 Enjoy your meal  - You take a bite from your apple and find a worm in the apple.
What is even worse?             

Taking a bite from your apple and finding only half a worm in the apple!

Where can you find August before July?

In the dictionary!